It's easier to light a match on a yogurt lid than it is to find Presteignes' ground but 14#BontLads got there on a scorching hot September day, commonly known as today, unless you're reading this tomorrow, then it was yesterday, or the day before. All 92 football league clubs were sent...

The boys from Bont ventured north to the Powys-bordering town of Machynlleth, or as the English holiday makers call it "My Cunt Left". This day out on the piss was rudely interrupted by a game of football, where Bont XI rocked up with 8 and a half fit players. Dean Coleman was was ill, fullback...

Kerry may well be a girls name, but it's also a village near Newtown that has a poor football team. It is occasionally used as a boys name too. Bont XI vs Kerry on paper is as attractive as a 40 stone woman's online dating profile. Both teams having only won 1 league game all season.  When...

  Hay St Mary's v Bont XI After National Steak and Blowjob Day had passed without incident for most of the Bont Lads, 13 players, Chairman Dicky Mint, secretary Rhian Jones and 2013-14 Fan of the Year Ted Jones travelled to the Powys Town of Hay on Wye full of energy and hope. Bont welcomed...

Bont XI v Presteigne Presteigne arrived at Parc Pantyfedwen with the bad news that Black Ieuan and his mother had been deported. Fortunately, they had received Half and Half Ieuan in part exchange to keep up their ethnic quota, and he started up front. The weather in Bont was fabulous, until the...

Bont XI vs Welshpool Former League of Wales side Welshpool came to the village of Bont for the 2nd round of the cup. They looked more like the crowd of misfits seen at League of Wales grounds on Sgorio combined with a few hitchhikers they'd picked up near Devils Bridge on the way.  Bont XI...

When Bont arrived, it was dry, and when Bont left, it was dry but in between the Sahara desert conditions, the weather resembled something at the North Pole, although there were no poles present as this was Newbridge-on-Wye not Llanybydder-on-Warsaw. In the changing room, roly-poly radio presenter...

Bont XI vs Abermule Despite most of Mid Wales looking like the set of the film Waterworld, no surface water was present on the field at Bont FC as they took on Powys weirdos Abermule in the only remaining fixture in the league.  The changing room was full, as a squad of 15 got changed....

"For fuck sake, not Newbridge again" and "Don't you play them every other week?" are common phrases heard around the village of Bont, but not all of the time, only every other week when we play Newbridge. The amount of humans required to make a full football team is 11, and like a second rate...

As well as making naked calendars, Bont XI actually play football. But like the fact that Adolf Hitler was a great leader, it's often overlooked. Bont's very own Fuehrer Rhodri Morgans played himself in goal in a new look Bont side that hadn't really changed at all. After the players entered the...